Nardocott22's definitions
The sweetest of all clementines, to drink the juice is to suckle from the teat of God whilst being sucked off by the devil himself. A single drop of the perfectly blended sweet/sour nectar has been known to cure blindness. The orange’s zest obliterates impotence when rubbed correctly on one’s shaft. The sweetest of the sweet.
by Nardocott22 August 12, 2019
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