Definitions by Nancy Marmelade

floridiot 

An individual who has previously lived in Florida, moved away, and incessantly talks about how Florida is vastly better than everywhere else. Typically this individual lacks secondary education, or gainful employment, and is parasitic by nature.

James: Who is that annoying asshole?

Greg: That's Franks cousin, he's a floridiot

James: Oh, makes sense.

floridiot by Nancy Marmelade August 18, 2011