1 definition by Nancy Marmelade
An individual who has previously lived in Florida, moved away, and incessantly talks about how Florida is vastly better than everywhere else. Typically this individual lacks secondary education, or gainful employment, and is parasitic by nature.
James: Who is that annoying asshole?
Greg: That's Franks cousin, he's a floridiot
James: Oh, makes sense.
Greg: That's Franks cousin, he's a floridiot
James: Oh, makes sense.
by Nancy Marmelade August 15, 2011