Definitions by Nacho Mann

Hambgrimbler

Fat obnoxious wench who sells herself in order to support her propensity to overeat, resulting in her having the figure of a portly fast food icon

That hambgrimbler would sell her ass for a jelly donut.

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Disgustingly fat vegetarian who avoids meat by ordering the vegetarian combo plate, but chooses all starch items.

Oh my god, that starchitarian just ordered a veggie platter with macaroni and cheese, french fries, mashed potatoes, and corn on the cobb!

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