chief prick in charge

Delusional, unqualified, self-important C-level executive of a pretend company who prides himself on always being the smartest person in a room full of brainless peons.

Can you believe he just got promoted to Chief Prick in Charge despite his unimpressive skill set?

by NYC Magoo October 26, 2018

NoFomoGo

The act of avoiding the anxiety of FOMO by convincing a superior to bring you along for the ride.

My dog is an expert at achieving NoFomoGo every time I ty to leave the house.

by NYC Magoo April 22, 2024

Douche Poker

A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.

These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.

by NYC Magoo July 12, 2013