NYC Magoo's definitions

NoFomoGo

The act of avoiding the anxiety of FOMO by convincing a superior to bring you along for the ride.

My dog is an expert at achieving NoFomoGo every time I ty to leave the house.

by NYC Magoo April 22, 2024

chief prick in charge

Delusional, unqualified, self-important C-level executive of a pretend company who prides himself on always being the smartest person in a room full of brainless peons.

Can you believe he just got promoted to Chief Prick in Charge despite his unimpressive skill set?

by NYC Magoo October 26, 2018

Douche Poker

A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.

These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.

by NYC Magoo August 26, 2013