Definitions by NASCAR Fan

Hot Hamlin 

The act of defecating in a Federal Express box and shipping it to a friend. Named after NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin, whose race team is sponsored by FedEx. Made popular in Charlotte NC, where NASCAR teams are based.

I sent you a Hot Hamlin for April Fool's Day and boy did it smell bad when it arrived.

Hot Hamlin by NASCAR Fan February 14, 2010