monkeyfuck

1.) When someone gets on top of their parter (Usually female, who is face down, laying flat.) and has sex with them; Sex Act.

2.) When someone is an asshat. (See Def. Asshat)

3.) When you get deprived of a prize that is due.

4.) Alternative for "Motherfuck"
Hey Jane, how did you like that monkeyfuckin?

You silly monkeyfuck!

What the monkey fuck!
by N4rF February 10, 2003
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rubics pussy

A condition when a female is horny and has just done an extraneous activity involving the lower half of her body (IE, lots of dancing, running, ect...) and her partner is left with a puzzle to figure out how best to please her without making her cramp.

OR

A female with labia large enough to wrap around in such a way as to completely cover and overtone the entire area around the vagina making it slightly more difficult to initiate a method of sex.
"Ah shit! I got rubics pussy, be careful!"

"Yeah, my girlfriend has the rubics pussy..."
by N4rF February 10, 2003
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