Definitions by N00berson McGee
Singleness
the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.
One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.
One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.
After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.
Singleness by N00berson McGee January 6, 2011
JOMB Syndrome
Literally, "Jacking Off (like a) Monkey, Bitch!" Syndrome. First depicted on the youtube video 'Divine Powers" by Makemebad35, aka Damian; caused, as can be inferred, by jacking off so often and/or vigorously that you develop arthritis-type symptoms, usually in the arms and hands, causing you to fail at eating Frosted Flakes. Can only be cured by a clearly insane man pretending to be a "faith healer" slamming the affected wrists onto a table and yelling religious outbursts directed towards the "possessed" appendages.
Victim: "I failed at eating Frosted Fakes!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"
Fake Healer: "Well son, it sounds like you got JOMB Syndrome!"
Victim: "JO, what?"
Fake Healer: "Jacking off like a monkey, bitch-a!"
JOMB Syndrome by N00berson McGee December 6, 2010
Boogemonkey
1. Person 1:"Dude, you need to cut down on the tequila"
Person 2: "You're such a boogemonkey"
2. Guy 1:"It's guys night out. What you wanna do?"
Guy 2:"Let's go out and boogemonkey."
Person 2: "You're such a boogemonkey"
2. Guy 1:"It's guys night out. What you wanna do?"
Guy 2:"Let's go out and boogemonkey."
Boogemonkey by N00berson McGee September 6, 2010