2 definitions by N Barber
An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.
Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?
Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!
Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!
by N Barber September 18, 2014
The day your entire collection of sneakers is stolen and sold by your ex GF, repoed, or put into storage for an extended stay in the penitentiary. A day seared into your head as you head to the penn in your orange jumpsuit and prison flip flops. The day that makes you cry yourself to sleep every night in jail until your overly amorous black roommate taps you on your shoulder to let you know its time for your nightly "duties" which involve no lubrication other than your tears.
Dark had his shoemaggeddon last night, he went to prison today lol
Oh he did haha i bet right now he's looking down at his prison flip flops in the shower as he gets taken again and again in the shower.
Oh he did haha i bet right now he's looking down at his prison flip flops in the shower as he gets taken again and again in the shower.
by N Barber November 14, 2014