Definitions by Mystic Llama

australian jackhammer 

When a dude Lights his penis on fire, and then proceeds to have anal sex with a girl

I used the Australian Jackhammer on that girl last night

australian jackhammer by Mystic Llama August 16, 2014

stupid crap 

1. Within the Urban Dictionary, a word or phrase that makes little to no sense in any sort of context.

2. Any type of information that makes little to no sense out of context, like a pointless photo.

3. When someone's actions can be considered less than necessary, or not very smart

4. Crap that is stupid, i.e Brainless or without thought, which essentially outlines all crap ever.

Person 1: *shows friend an image*
Person 2: The hell is that?
Person 1: Just some stupid crap I found online

stupid crap by Mystic Llama August 16, 2014