5 definitions by Mysterious dapper nigga

Romanian potato

You jizz in a potato while skydiving and then you give a young naive 12 year old girl the potato while planning a BDSM party

Man: Eric is a bdsm god
Man: he tried the Romanian potato last week.

When you are so poor you start eating tapeworms out of people for nutrition and get paid 1 Swiss frank per removed tapeworm

Man: I’m so poor
Man: you should try the polish tapeworm, it has many benefits

When you are 13 and you finger an 11 year old boy

John John: p dog tried the Bolivian chicken wing yesterday.
Joss joss: he is a silly goose

When you shit on the floor and jizz in someone’s pubes then shave the pubes off and mop the shit up with the pubes and they eat the pubes

Jj: I love the Zambian mop
Epstein : of course you do you dirty cunt

Being really fat and also shit at rocket league

Man: James is a tubster
Man: Yes he’s really shit at rocket league and is also fat