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Definitions by My moist is critical

Chili Cheese Dog

When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.
I told you some girls like dick cheese, she made me a chili cheese dog last night!

moist critical 

When a man pisses inside a girls pussy
My girl is super freaky, she wanted a moist critical!!