2 definitions by My Snake is Solid

Perjorative used to describe a villain who is supposed to be very smart, but their actions are profoundly stupid. Actions such as explaining their plan to the hero before killing them. Or leaving the room before confirming that the hero is dead.
Person 1: "Damn, Professor Perilous is so dumb! Obviously Action Jack will get out of this and foil him."

Person 2: "I know right? He's such a Bond Villain."
by My Snake is Solid April 15, 2019
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The kind of person who wears cowboy hats and boots, has an open carry license, and knows only two things that come from Italy: Pasta and Firearms.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy who walked up to me?
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
by My Snake is Solid April 17, 2019
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