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Emo Heaven is only a teardrop away...or so they say

Emo Heaven is a paradise to all emo's.But what is Emo Heaven you may ask?

Emo Heaven is home to thousands of pictures of hot emo babes and hunks...(wait there's emo hunks?).Basically its like your dating site for emo's.Not only that but you can find discount coupons or even promotions for free hair dyes for off the wall colors!Like snot nose green!How cool is that?Not only this but you can find try outs for free makeup such as eyeshadow and lipstick.

What's your definition of emo heaven?

Remember! Emo Heaven is just a tear drop away!
Your example of emo heaven is where theres a large spawnage of emo's walking around...whoops...that's the definition of emo parasitage....
by My Pseudonym Is Now Yours September 6, 2009
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