1 definition by Mutt Weiler

BAMM

Beat Ass Mullet Mom: is a woman in her early 30's to mid 40's who has a mullet hairstyle and looks as if she's been on meth for the last several years. They are often found in all areas of Wal-mart on any given weekend day with several dirty ill-behaved children in tow. Any of these children being female and over the age of 13 is most likely pregnant.

Jeff: I saw those daisy dukes from behind in the freezer section and went in for a closer look and... BAMM!

Rod: Whatayamean BAMM?

Jeff: Beat Ass Mullet Mom. Man was she rough looking.

by Mutt Weiler August 12, 2010