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mush brain

Decreased brain function, including (but not limited to) slower reflexes, confusion, and a lower IQ. This condition is observed:

1. In workers who spend greater than 8 hours a day and/or greater than 30 hours a week on excel

2. In North American citizens (particularly men) on the Monday after the Super Bowl

3. In athletes who have experienced many concussions
The professional hockey player was forced to end his career early due to mush brain after having numerous severe
by Mush Brain Patrol March 14, 2012
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