Definitions by Muse One

Cougar Trench 

The private parts (front of rear) of an older lady on the prowl for younger men.

"Did you see that cougar i left the bar with last night?"

"yeah, how did that go?"

"She had the nicest cougar trench ive ever been in."

Cougar Trench by Muse One September 24, 2009

Puffed Root

A word that is interchangable with blow job.

"There's Tara. Hey, didnt you leave with her last night?"

"yeah, she gave me Puffed Root, its was great."

Puffed Root by Muse One September 24, 2009