2 definitions by Murf Turds
The greasy, slippery shit spray you have after a hard night of partying or after accidental consumption of river water.
While camping, I squatted to relieve some bowel pressure from the mud valve and got some poop gravy in my flip flop!
by Murf Turds January 2, 2018
A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.
Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.
by Murf Turds January 2, 2018