Definitions by Murf Turds

Poop Gravy 

The greasy, slippery shit spray you have after a hard night of partying or after accidental consumption of river water.

While camping, I squatted to relieve some bowel pressure from the mud valve and got some poop gravy in my flip flop!

Poop Gravy by Murf Turds January 1, 2018

turtle fart 

A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.

Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.

turtle fart by Murf Turds January 1, 2018