2 definitions by Muncherflesh Chalkwhite

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After slicing open an entry pathway into the human chest cavity just under the rib cage a large rattlesnake is used where its head is forced into the hole as a hand held torch is applied to the snake still outside the body forcing the snake to completely enter into the body cavity or (torso) whereupon the snake will then angerily flip flop around against the lungs and internal organs where it will later come to restful perish and eventual decay - hence a (Burnt Snake Hotel). NOTE: Extra vermin not included.
Beaten into a state of venomous striking rage the angry serpent is held tight as the entry portal is sliced open into the living organs the torture begins to horrific screams the journey of the snake from light into warm darkness its head is forced in the hot flame licks at the serpent's scales as the morbid battle ensues yet in the end the full length of the snake is finally inside as the torch is used to slow the victim from bleeding out too early slowly coming to rest with a serpent filled belly the victim is the (Burnt Snake Hotel) wasn't that mary.
by Muncherflesh Chalkwhite March 23, 2009
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A(Dirt Trim)is an inefficient preparatory measure of ridding the male's penis of accumulated filth without soap and water using the fingers to roll the smegma and other fetid materials such as dead skin - dead ejaculate - old pubic hair and anything else that finds itself on or around the penis normally exposed as the foreskin is retracted whereupon the use of trimming scissor's may be used to delicately cut loose the bums mess around the rim of the penis helmet or cap prior to having sex with the unsuspecting victim after the (Dirt Trim) is completed.
Posing as a sophisticated clean style elite the unwashed dirty bum pulled his bacon skin back to discretely clip away the abundance of overly extended dirt cake hanging like fudge on his unwashed woodie with his newly found scissor's and in doing so has maintained his familiar body stench by using the waterless technique for sub human cleansing known as a (Dirt Trim).
by Muncherflesh Chalkwhite March 17, 2009
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