Definitions by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll)

Field Mushroom 

A man with an less than average sized penis sprouting long pubic hair.

As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.

Field Mushroom by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll) July 21, 2015