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The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.
Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.
Evelyn: But I want to cum too.
Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.
Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?
Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)
Evelyn: But I want to cum too.
Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.
Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?
Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)
by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011
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