Definitions by Mrs. N

applemuck 

A very bad or lousy kisser.
One with little technique or too much slobber while kissing.

Mary: Did you kiss John on your first date?
Susan: Yes, yuk!
Mary: What? You didn't like the way he kissed?
Susan: NO WAY! He was a real APPLEMUCK!

applemuck by Mrs. N May 16, 2008