MrJambone's definitions

Sudoku

The phenomenon you encounter where if you are struggling with a Sudoku, a twat in the room simply cannot resist craning over your shoulder and telling you where a number goes, despite the fact that YOU are doing YOUR Sudoku to challenge YOURSELF. Sudokuing someone provides no help to them as it does not teach them any technique or really helps them achieve anything meaningful. It is the purest form of degradation; it is showing off a piece of knowledge or skill that the other person simply doesn't have, without explanation and without them asking to be shown.

Person 1: *playing a game*
Person 2: *Takes controller from them, beats level and explains nothing of how or why they did anything to beat the level*
Person 1: You completely Sudoku'd me you twat!

by MrJambone December 18, 2025