Definitions by Mr. Zebra

spazwich 

A thin slice of slow-smoked spaz, a sheet of cheese, a little coating of enigmatic mustard between two slices of white city funk.

"Take a bite out of that spazwich and try not to choke on the thick, retarded relish"
or, more simply:
"you're a spazwich"

spazwich by Mr. Zebra June 18, 2006