1 definition by Mr. Woods
This small "city" has the allure of Mark Twain writings in its past and a once very populated city of 100k+ people. This city "use" to be bumpin, that is until all the 13 year old girls decided that birth control was too expensive. Now this urban slum has nothing but crummy bars and crappy night life. Too many old people and way to many youngsters with baby carriges. If you are looking for drugs, beer, or jail-bait, come to Hellmira. If you want to have a good time bar craqling, go to any other town located away from Elmira.
"This place is h-elmira looking."
by Mr. Woods July 10, 2006