negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

release the cracken

shouted when you see a woman's crotch when she's not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.

Inspired by the quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.

"Oh my God! That chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008