1 definition by Mr. Subsistence
SnorgTees is a website that designs and sells relatively expensive novelty T-shirts and hoodies with cheap graphics and puns on them. You'll see the advertisements on UrbanDictionary and most likely think, "Huh. That's... interesting." and then click to see the other puns on their other shirts, eventually realising that because as they themself have admitted that they shit them out weekly, that maybe your I.Q. has lowered just slightly
They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.
There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.
They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.
There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.
Hayden: "Kathy's birthday was yesterday."
Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"
Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."
Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"
Hayden: "Yeah."
Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"
Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."
Will: "Yeah."
Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."
Will: "Wow."
Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"
Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."
Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"
Hayden: "Yeah."
Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"
Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."
Will: "Yeah."
Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."
Will: "Wow."
by Mr. Subsistence August 10, 2010