Brocrasturbation

The act of wanting to masturbate but willingly waiting until your done hanging out with your "bro's"

Jeff: he guys, are we gonna go to the movies after we play wall-ball?

Matt: yea what movie do you wanna see?

Nico: idk i might have to ditch you guys for a girl

Joey(in his head): awe shit, i hate brocrasturbation, i just wanted to go home and choke my chicken, oh well i guess i'll just do it after the movie

Joey: yea sure lets go