20 cm

Your probably measuring yo dick wrong, either that or you're a porn star!

A1: Omg, i might have 20 cm
B1: It says mm

A2: Come get my 20cm
B2: Omg its absolutely massive, i hope it foesnt rip my kitty

by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025

Jakeing it

When you visorisly spank your hog in a room filled with other people sleeping in it.

Oh, oh yeah, im jakeing it, im jakeing it, oh, soo good!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!

by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025