1 definition by Mr. River's Nutsack

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a man who attempts flow, but actually only looks gay.
"Wow. Did you see Tom Brady's new haircut? What a flomosexual."

"Dude, that style just isn't working for you. All you accomplish is being the worlds biggest flomosexual."
by Mr. River's Nutsack September 13, 2010

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