Definitions by Mr. River's Nutsack

Flomosexual 

a man who attempts flow, but actually only looks gay.

"Wow. Did you see Tom Brady's new haircut? What a flomosexual."

"Dude, that style just isn't working for you. All you accomplish is being the worlds biggest flomosexual."

Flomosexual by Mr. River's Nutsack September 14, 2010