Definitions by Mr. Ritacco

Toms River 

Suburban area where nothing exciting happens. Most importantly, the coolest kids in the world live here. Best known for the Little League Championship winners. Also, everyone here claims that they knew Piper Perabo because this is her hometown. During the summer, Seaside Hts. is overrun with tourists and occasionally MTV for some strange reason. People are being "Made" left and right. We have the worst mall in the world. Kids skip school to go to the beach.

Hey, let's go to the Poland Springs Arena to see Bill Cosby.

Cool Beans or Applebees after the movie?

Toms River by Mr. Ritacco January 25, 2005