Definitions by Mr. Postman2

Jizz in my face

A replacement term for backoff, chillout, or go away. Used when someone is telling you off.

Fobeo-"Did you just knock my books down, what's your problem!"
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."

Jizz in my face by Mr. Postman2 April 19, 2010