Definitions by Mr. Pedophile

jack hoff 

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.

Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.

jack hoff by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008