Definitions by Mr. Not Gay Man

Steak 

Meat. Fucking Meat. The Fucking Meat. The Best Fucking Meat. The Best Fucking Meat Ever. I love Steak. The last steak you ate was probably a cow's ass that had been burned. Steak is better than all of that cock a doodle shit. Who the fuck eats chicken? Bacon is ok, but burnt pig is not as good as burnt utter, I mean cow. Don't even get me started on fish. It smells like my grandma's ass after taking a shit. Bugs. Fuck bugs. People who eat bugs are Karens. They taste like shit because... well... they are. Steak may also be defined as... Nevermind. I don't know what to say so... Fuck. Shit. Karen. Cheese. Dick-Doodle. Cock-doodle minus the doodle.

I like having Steak... *licks lips*

Steak by Mr. Not Gay Man March 3, 2020

school

The worst thing on the entire planet. it literally is bullshit. I wanna cut it's head off a thousand fucking times. it is so stupid. who the hell invented it? Whoever did is a fucking dumbass, like what the hell?

School is bullshit!

school by Mr. Not Gay Man November 8, 2019

November 7 

NATIONAL HUG YOUR CRUSH DAY

Boy: Hey

Boy's Crush: hey
Boy:(gives girl a hug)
Boy's Crush: Why did you do that
Boy: it's November 7!

November 7 by Mr. Not Gay Man November 6, 2019