Mr. McSkeet's definitions

I-beam

A fervent explorer of Industrial America, and of the Male body.

He's a real I-beam...I better lock my door

by Mr. McSkeet December 13, 2004

Holly-Trolly

A bus devoted entirely to the corruption of young girls. This isn't just any molester van, this one's financed by Asian-pop-punk artists, and protected with the best law education Scranton can buy.

When the big one comes for your daughter, and you see her sad face looking back at you as the Holly-Trolly pulls away...then you'll know pain

by Mr. McSkeet December 13, 2004

Nahz'd

When your daughter lies to you about going to the movies with her girlfriends but she's really going to a gangbang.

Mom, Naz isn't out with Sarah, she's gettin' gangbanged. You got Nahz'd.

by Mr. Mcskeet September 20, 2004

blizzo

A salutation, similar to 'hello,' or 'goodbye,' but more spirited.

I have to go home and rub one off...Blizzo!

by Mr. McSkeet March 9, 2004

Boltinghoued

Fatted upon.

That son of a bitch boltinghoued my car seat!

by Mr. McSkeet March 9, 2004