Mr. Jewell's definitions

Auto correct

Something stupid that the device makes up.

Boy: Hey girlfriend.
Girl: Hey boyfriend.
Boy: I hate you!
Girl: I am never talking to you again!
Boy: Wait. No. Stupid auto correct.

by Mr. Jewell December 7, 2015

boobs

Things that make guys want to grabs, squeeze suck or hang on to.

Hey babe If I suck your boobs will you suck my dick?

by Mr. Jewell December 26, 2015