Mr. Jeff Westside's definitions

Shanghai cauliflower

While you are giving someone with a yeast infection a rimjob, they will slowly excrete a turtlehead of poop with jalapeno seeds and blood. The yeast infection will lend a white covering to make it appear like a spicy cauliflower.

I was going to town on Jeff's ass last night, and he Shanghai cauliflower me.

by Mr. Jeff Westside October 5, 2017