2 definitions by Mr. JayBee

Slay the Dragon

To masturbate

Friend 1: how did your date go?
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube

by Mr. JayBee June 26, 2012

Coronal Ridge

The ridge of skin that is between the butthole and ballsack.

Man 1: I had to get my coronal ridge waxes before Stacy would give me a rusty trombone.

by Mr. JayBee June 29, 2012