by Mr. JayBee July 02, 2012

To masturbate
Friend 1: how did your date go?
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube
by Mr. JayBee June 30, 2012
