Tighter than a Cat's Ass

Intensely tight to the point that entry seems impossible

"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!

by Mr. Jameson September 14, 2010

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010