Definitions by Mr. Costigeen

Merk Ardvark 

merk, he likes to sing god bless america at the most inappropriate times, is an amazing water polo player, and likes to play the drooms. A little slow in the mind, merk will never turn down a good turkey sandwich. He'll be the one humming while slapping himself in the cafeteria.

Come on merk, show us how ya jam, BOOM BOOM TSH TSH!

Merk Ardvark by Mr. Costigeen April 16, 2005