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When a chick is drunkenly giving you dome on St. Patty's day, and the force of your piece on the pack of her throat forces her to vomit green beer and phlegm.
Your sister totally Blarkin Mcglurkin'd, dude. It was so fucking gross. Last time I let her blow me.
by Mr. Cool Jesus January 15, 2009
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