3 definitions by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush

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To use sound instead of light to set one's urine trajectory with respect to a toilet.

The sound of urine colliding with water is almost always the desired result, though collision with the side of the toilet bowl is usually acceptable as well.
Chad: "Hey dude, I need to take a piss, but the light in your bathroom is burnt and your seat's soaked with Brad vomit."
Lance: "Just sonar it brah. But if you misfire, consider your keg privileges permanently revoked."
by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush April 08, 2008
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A protruding ring of fat that encircles the area between the chest and the waist of certain fat people. A beer belly, by contrast, only extends forward from the fat person's stomach.

May be the result of eating too many jelly rolls.
"Whoa, get a load of that fat chick."
"Ugh, that's the worst kind of fat. I can't even distinguish her boobs from her belly roll."
"Uh-oh, and there she goes, into the bakery. Such a tragic existence."
by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush August 24, 2008
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The sort of compensation, maybe a few grand, that non-executive professionals might receive upon being laid off. Unlike the golden parachute, the bronze one will not afford you a luxurious retirement, only a little extra time before you become a regular at the soup kitchen.
"Sure, getting $2,000 as bronze parachute is better than nothing at all, but with my mortgage payment like it is it won't be long before I come crashing through the roof of the homeless shelter."
by Mr. Cassidy Pace Rush November 23, 2008
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