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Goodwin House

A house in Milton Academy. It’s further away from the other houses because, often times, stupidity is infectious. They can live next to a cemetery because, unlike other dorms, they have balls.

What the hell is Norris house? Why can’t I live in Goodwin House, a house where people don’t suck?

by Mr. Bland, Owner of Milton... April 26, 2021