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rum time

Rum time is an extremely important part of the evening for those who enjoy the company of Captain Morgan. It occurs shortly after the subject has had their fill of lager, beer or ale beverages. Girlfriend law states the event should start at 9pm, but this is by no means exclusive and should not be adhered to.

"Oi, what time is it?"
"Half 8 only half hour then rum time"
"Fuck that wifey won't know"

by Mr Rum December 2, 2019