Definitions by Mr Punch

assnumbers 

Numbers made up for a particular example that have no meaning beyond being placeholders for the given example. That is, numbers which have been pulled "out of your ass".

"This example shows how the cache lines are organized, but all these addresses are assnumbers."

assnumbers by Mr Punch December 18, 2008

microhooker 

A person who seems to offer sex for no financial or emotional investment, but in practice makes a series of small demands which accumulate to a non-obvious significant investment.

"I thought she was good to go, but 80 bucks a later, I had to throw that microhooker back."

microhooker by Mr Punch December 17, 2008