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A boy who has many cats and constantly talks about them like they're people and also posts videos of said cats on Snapchat or Instagram. They also refer to them with girlfriend like pet names such as: "naughty girl", "sweetheart" and "love muffin". They're profoundly unusual and make you feel kind of ill when in presence of them for too long.
"Ew, I saw Aaron giggling like a horny 40 year old wine mom whilst trying to lick Mr Snuggles' fur clean last night. He's such a Catboy"
by Mr Long July 6, 2021
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