Definitions by Mr Karrot

fat mexican spiderman 

that one guy in times square, usually mexican and slighty overweight. he is dressed up as spiderman and is trying to get you to take a photo with him only to charge you money for it after. he can also be in any other superhero costume.

"hey I just saw fat mexican spiderman talking to those girls who have face paint over their tits to avoid indecent exposure."
"ew what a gross fat fuck."

fat mexican spiderman by Mr Karrot June 17, 2018