Definitions by Mr KJ

Blow dart sleep 

Sleep so deep and heavy, someone could have shot you with a blow dart

Yo dude, I just woke up after 30 straight hours asleep. It was epic blow dart sleep.

Blow dart sleep by Mr KJ May 24, 2016

Stew in your wrongness 

Not letting some one off the hook easily when they screw up royally

Dude: why haven't you called me back bitch?

Chick: you fucked up big time so I'm letting you stew in your wrongness

Stew in your wrongness by Mr KJ May 24, 2016

Productivity wave 

The mood that generates numerous accomplishments after long periods of procrastination. Being more efficient with your time instead of forcing shit to get done and pissing off everybody else around you

Wife: why haven't you got off your ass and got anything done?

Husband: hey bitch, I'm waiting for the productivity wave to roll in. When it does, I'll get your shit done twice as fast

Productivity wave by Mr KJ May 24, 2016