Pook

To be both ugly enough to make someone puke, and smelly enough to smell of poo. The worst possible combination for a person to be.

That guy who just walked through the door, absolute Pook, I think I'm going to throw up and maybe charge him triple.

by Mr Harry Man September 27, 2017

Stoodley

A kid that is always nearly dying or hurting himself when intoxicated.

Did you hear that kid fell out a window and nearly was brown bread? Proper Stoodley.

by Mr Harry Man May 06, 2015