Mr HJL's definitions

Dick Wrapper

A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises

Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.

I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.

That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.

by Mr HJL January 17, 2008

Ass Pube

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person.

Dude, she only weighs 220 pounds, stop being an Ass Pube and take one for the team!

by Mr HJL January 20, 2008

Ass Pube

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person Etymologists rank an Ass Pube precisely between Douche Nozzle and Fuck Stick on the Endicott Peckerwood Scale (EDS)

Dude ... don't be such an ass pube ... just take one for the team!

Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.

by Mr HJL January 9, 2009